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Sky. Female. 23. USA.

I basically just reblog food and art and photography and bad jokes and screencaps and things that I agree with. I always change my icon to my favorite character of whatever I'm watching.

Currently Watching: Bob's Burgers, Gravity Falls, Orange is the New Black, Sailor Moon Crystal, Sword Art Online II, Tokyo Ghoul.

Artist: Mindless Self Indulgence

Album: How I Learned To Stop Giving A Shit And Love Mindless Self Indulgence (Deluxe Edition)

Track: Ass Backwards

Plays: 847

unskinny:

lo-renishii:

lo-renishii:

HEY YO! ATTENTION ALL MY SHORT-SHORTS LOVING, THICK-THIGHED, CURVY KIN WHO HATE CHUB RUB

so you see that picture up there? its the best LUSH product ever, and I got that as a gift from a lovely friend for Hanukkah and I usually use it on my clean sheets to make my bed feel silky and smell like jasmine, its great okay

ANYWAY today I had the brilliant idea to dust some of it between my thighs where they touch and YESSSSS GAAAAAAWWWWWWWD my thighs have been silky literally all day, and have not even began to chub rub

thats right: no chub rub

so whats its deal? well its some lovely coco butter-jasmine scented dusting powder that absorbs into your skin and leaves you all nice and silky and basically even though today was like 88 and humid my thighs did not stick to one another, it was heaven

» here is the link to where you can buy it «

so everyone who hates that GOD AWFUL rash you get from when your thighs chafe, GO BUY IT, REALLY. ITS A MIRACLE. AND I SMELL SO NICE.

and for those of you who don’t think this is completely amazing, forget you, my thighs are silky and smell like jasmine

I’m so pleased this is going around because its getting fucking hot out and this is important

I get asked about chub rub remedies a lot, so hopefully this is helpful for some of you :)

(Source: lo--renishii)

wiglytuf:

my body is a temple, but it’s a temple to dionysus

(Source: leafguts)

theofficialariel:

All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows. 

thevinckanator:

Calm down, google translate

thevolutionofnerdy:

deaneggsandsam:

no but could you imagine one of the quidditch team members saying “knock on wood” and they all just hit oliver before a big match

I’m almost a thousand percent sure the Weasley twins did that at some point

sashayed:

anyway here’s my cat

(Source: bewareofmpreg)

knifecalledlust-:

I like this photo, it’s the first I’ve taken topless with goosebumps, enjoy!

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